It hasn’t got a name. It’s a new system. I wanted us all to discover it! No one’s ever been down here before.


[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

You better lawyer up asshole

15 Years of T H E  M U M M Y  ||  May 7, 1999

No harm ever came from reading a book.


Reporter: “If you were to have a son, would you encourage a political career for him?”

Senator Kennedy: “Yes! And I hope if I had a daughter I might encourage her to play some part, I don’t think it should be confined to men only.  I would, definitely. I would hope he would grow up to be, if not a politician, in a sense devoting all his time, I would hope that whatever he did do then he would have some sense of responsibility for what went on.”

John F. Kennedy Jr. watching a clip of father talking about the potential of his children being involved in politics. 

I ate some bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s… 

Well, today, I found out what Batman can’t do. He can’t endure this. Today, you get to say “I told you so.

“I don’t wanna be saved, I don’t wanna be sober.” — Halestorm (via depressive-marmot)


I grew up in a house with no love or emotion, it kind of sticks with you- Billy Corgan